I have Spent All My Married Life Jumping Into Other People’s beds

Dear Kim

My name is John and I have been married to this amazing woman for 13 years. My wife is sweet and kind – but she is the boring type when it comes to bedroom affairs. It is for this reason that I have spent my years in other men’s beds… entertaining their women… or rather getting entertained.

This expedition has not satisfied my bedroom desires – in fact – I always want the next challenge. The next thrill. I feel I have done it all… and yet I am not satisfied. Am I sick? Or rather… What should I do stop this madness and just go home.

Dear John

You are not sick John. I know what you need, John! You need a serious flogging session to pump some good sense into your husband head. How dare you hop from one bed to another, sinking holes – in other men’s beds – that even FBI cannot keep truck! Go back home to your wife – and stop this madness now.  The next time I see you with another man’s wife or girlfriend – I will have to tell your wife.

Regards.